Never date your (sexy as hell) next door neighbor. File that under great advice—not taken.

Especially if he’s hot. And witty. And successful. Did I mention hot? Never mind. The point’s the same.

I'm structure. She's chaos. I'm practicality. She's spontaneity. She's off-limits. Nothing, and I mean nothing, will happen between us.

I thought the proposal was a joke at first. You would too, given the circumstances. Anyone would.